ﺧﻠﻴـــﻚ ﺯﻱ ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃــﺲ o_0 ..
ﻋﺎﺭﻓــﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤﺮﺓ ﻫﻴﺔ ﺍﻻﻛﻠﺔ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪﺓ
ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺍﺟﺘﻤﻊ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻛﻠﻬﻢ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺣﺒﻬﺎ ؟!!
ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤﺮﺓ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺑﺘﺘﻘﻠﻲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺰﻳﺖ ﺑﺘﺒﻘﻲ ﻋﺎﺩﺓ
ﻣﻘﺮﻣﺸﺔ ﻣﻦ ﺑﺮﺓ ﻭ ﻃﺮﻳﺔ ﻣﻦ ﺟﻮﺓ
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-ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻛﺪﺓ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺣﺪ ﻳﻌﻤﻞ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ ﻣﻮﻗﻒ ﺳﺨﻦ ﺍﻭﻱ
ﻣﺎﺗﻌﻤﻠﻬﻮﺵ ﻭﺣــﺶ ﺍﻭﻱ ..
ﺍﻳﻮﺓ ﺣﺎﺳﺴﻪ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺯﻋـــﻼﻥ ﻣﻨﻪ ﻭ ﺧﺪ ﻣﻮﻗﻒ
ﺑﺲ ﺧﻠﻲ ﻗﻠﺒﻚ ﺍﺑﻴــﺾ ﻭ ﻭﻃــﺮﻱ "ﻃﻴــﺐ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ "
ﻣﺶ ﻧﺎﺷﻒ ﻭ ﺳﺎﻣــﺢ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺭﺑﻨﺎ ﺑﻴﺴﺎﻣــﺢ .
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ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤــﺮﺓ ﺗﻼﻗﻴﻬﺎ ﻋﻨﺪ
ﻣﺎﻛﺪﻭﻧﺎﻟﺪﺯ ) ﻓﺮﻳﻨﺶ ﻓﺮﺍﻳﺲ(
ﻭ ﺑﺮﺿﻪ ﺗﻼﻗﻴﻬﺎ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺑﺘﺎﻉ ﺍﻟﻔــﻮﻝ ﻭﺍﻟﻄﻌﻤﻴﻪ DD:
ﻳﻌﻨــﻲ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻛﻤﺎﻥ ﺧﻠﻴﻚ ﺯﻱ >> ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃﺴــﺎﻳﺔ <<
ﻣﺎﺗﺘﻜﺒﺮﺵ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺣﺪ ﻭﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻏﻨــﻲ ﺍﻭ ﻓﻘــﻴﺮ
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ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃــﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤــﺮﺓ ﺑﺘﺘﻘﺪﻡ ﻣﻊ ﺣﺎﺟﺎﺕ ﻛﺘــﻴﺮ :
ﻣﺎﻳﻮﻧﻴــﺰ , ﻛﺎﺗــﺸﺐ ,ﺻﺎﻟــﺼﺎﺕ ﻣﺨﺘﻠﻔــﺔ , ﻭ ﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ ﻛﻤﺎﻥ ﻃﺤﻴﻨﺔ
ﺑﺲ ﺑﺘﻔﻀﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻻﺧﺮ ﺍﺳﻤﻬﺎ ﺑﻄﺎﺍﺍﺍﻃﺲ
-ﻳﻌﻨــﻲ ﻣﻬﻤﺎ ﺍﺗﻌﺮﺿــﺖ ﻟﺜﻘﺎﻓــﺎﺕ ﻭ ﺑﻴﺌــﺎﺕ ﻣﺨﺘﻠﻔــﺔ ﺍﺣﺘﻔﻆ ﺩﺍﻳﻤﺎ
ﺑﺸﺨﺼﻴﺘــﻚ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﻘﻠﺔ ﻭ ﻃﺮﻳﻘﺔ ﺗﺮﺑﻴﺘﻚ ﻭ ﺧﻠﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻫﻴﺔ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺗﺘﺎﺛﺮ
ﺑﻴــﻚ (:..
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ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃــﺲ ﻛﻤﺎﻥ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺗﺒﻘــﻲ ﺷﻴﺒﺴﻲ
ﻭ ﻫﻲ ﺍﻭﻝ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ ﺑﻨﻔﻜﺮ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺑﻨﺤﺲ ﺑﺎﻟﺠــﻮﻉ ﻭ ﺍﺣﻨﺎ ﺑﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﺒﻴــﺖ
- ﺳﺎﻋﺪ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺩﺍﻳﻤــﺎ ﻭ ﺧﻠﻴــﻚ ﺍﻭﻝ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻳﻴﺠــﻲ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﻬــﻢ
ﻟﻤﺎ ﻳﻘﻌــﻮﺍ ﻓﻲ ﻣﺸﻜــﻠﺔ ﺧﻠﻴﻚ ﺟــﺪﻉ ﺯﻱ "ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺒﺴــﻲ D: "
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ﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻃــﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺤـﻤﺮﺓ ﻟﻮ ﺍﺗﻬﺮﺳــﺖ
ﺑﺘﺒﻘﻲ ﻛﻤﺎﻥ ﻃﻌﻤــﻬﺎ ﺣــﻠﻮ ﻭ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻧﺴﻤــﻴﻬﺎ "ﺑﻄﺎﻃﺲ ﺑﻴﻮﺭﻳــﻪ"
-ﻣﻬــﻤﺎ ﺍﻟﺪﻧﻴﺎ ﺗــﻬﺮﺱ ﻭ ﺗﺒﻬﺪﻝ ﻓﻴــﻚ
ﺧﻠﻴــﻚ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻛﻮﻳــﺲ ﻭ ﻟﺬﻳﺬ
ﻭ ﻃﻠﻊ ﻟﻠﺪﻧﻴﺎ ﻟﺴﺎﻧﻚ
ﻭ ﻗﻮﻝ .."ﺍﻧﺎ ﺑﻄﺎﻃﺴﺎﻳﺔ ﺑﻴﻮﺭﻳﻪ: " ..P :D
ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﺒﻘــﻲ ﻣﺤﺒــﻮﺏ ﻣﻦ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺧﻠﻴــﻚ ﺑﻄﺎﻃــﺲ
Abatateeeeeeeeeeeees
