:Dsome jokes
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
:-P:-P:-P:-P
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
:(:(:(:(
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
:-B:-B
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
=))=))
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
:-?:-?
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
:-?:-?
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
>:P>:P
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
:-&:-&
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
>:)>:)>:)
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
:-B:-B:-B
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".
I-)I-)
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
L-)L-)
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
(:|(:|
