INDIAN ENGLISH
An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England .
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow .
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun . I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day ."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana ,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV .
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
" green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow "
