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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = baby

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die .

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT

nice topic Teif .. really interesting
thankx
:)

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة AhMeD El-Za3eEm

nice topic Teif .. really interesting
thankx
:)

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Thanks Ahmad for the encouragement

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Thanks TAIF
For nice topic
"we're next"
=D>=D>

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الع ـوام ـ Mـى

Thanks TAIF
For nice topic
"we're next"
=D>=D>

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yes sure
we are next

so we should be ready for that moment

and by the way you have a lot of work to do here in the forum by trying to pave the way to others and help them and encouraging them to be better and by encouraging good participations as you always do

Thanks TAIf for your complimentary words
Already we all trying to do our best to help other and encouraging Them
=D>=D>

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الع ـوام ـ Mـى

Thanks TAIf for your complimentary words
Already we all trying to do our best to help other and encouraging Them
=D>=D>

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MAY ALLAH SUPPORT YOU AND HELP YOU TO ACHIEVE YOUR AIMS