some jokes

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some jokes

hope you like it





BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...



GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??



BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.



WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear

and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both

ears and comes out of the mouth.



MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What

do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and

no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

yesterday".



2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun

or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need

it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

when we don't need it".



3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

[ساندرا]

clever pupil thankyou sama


2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun

or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need

it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

when we don't need it".

[Ahmad Misk]

The topic is very beautiful

and

wonderful

thanks alot for u Sama

I ask allah give u the hight Paradise

[BANOTADALO3A]

تحفة وحلوين موووووووووووووووووووووووو ووووووووووووت
يسلمو الايادى

[ارنوب الجديد]

so funny sama
thx

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clever pupil thankyou sama


2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun

or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need

it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

when we don't need it".

THANKS SANDRA

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The topic is very beautiful

and

wonderful

thanks alot for u Sama

I ask allah give u the hight Paradise

THANKS AHMAD FOR YOUR PASSING BY AND FOR YOUR COMMENT
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THEM

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تحفة وحلوين موووووووووووووووووووووووو ووووووووووووت
يسلمو الايادى

شكراااا كتير بنوتة
نورتى يا قمر
اتمنى يكونو عجبوكى
تسلمي

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so funny sama
thx

THANKS FOR YOUR PASSING BY AND FOR YOUR COMMENT
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THEM