veeeeeeeeeeeeery nice & funny
thanks soooooooo much 3awami
I'll be waiting for more jokes ...ok ! ,,
I brought some nice jokes
I hope you'll enjoy it
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Tooth Pulling
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
Grass Eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
veeeeeeeeeeeeery nice & funny
thanks soooooooo much 3awami
I'll be waiting for more jokes ...ok ! ,,
Thanx TAIF
for passing and comment
to be continued
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
very amazing i will wait for more
no one kind in this life (grass
Thanx,manoon
for your niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lovely comment
again I'm back with some nice jokes
ENJOY
“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”
last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
These are women
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
Great minds
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
they are soooooooooooooooo funny indeed
thanks a lot
now --thanks to you I know who discovered America and that cows give ice-cream in winter
we want mooooooooooore
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جميله اوى بتاعه ماريا دى تسلم ياعوامى very nice jokesssssssssss
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