FUNNY TOPIC

[mr_ahmedhamdi]

* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
* [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
* -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
* They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
* [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
* Dont steal, the government hates competition!
* Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
* Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
* [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
* My cat's name is mittens!
* Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
* Act your age, not your shoe size!
* God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
* ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
* Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
* You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
* You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
* Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
* I'm knot dumb!
* My door is always open so feel free to leave
* This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
* Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
* I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
* I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
* I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
* My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
* Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
* Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
* You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
* I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
* Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
* (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
* Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
* Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
* Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
* God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
* Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
* If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
* In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
* I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
* I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
* DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
* Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
* Be kool.. Dont go to school
* Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
* It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

[طيف عابر]

actually Ahmad they are very funny & interesting sayings

thanks a lot

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Dont steal, the government hates competition!

* Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

[mr_ahmedhamdi]

actually Ahmad they are very funny & interesting sayings

thanks a lot

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Thanks Sama clever guys how create this words

[طيف عابر]

sure they are so clever and they also got it from their experience

[mr_ahmedhamdi]

sure they are so clever and they also got it from their experience

that is the wisdom