حوار انجليزى مع واحد مصرى hehehe

**~~XxX7o00odAXxX~~** · 6 - 5 - 2009, 01:37 PM

After her interview with Taha..The foreign reporter moves on and approaches another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:

Reporter:Hello

Egyptian:Welcun to egybt

Reporter:thank u ..may i interview u?

Egyptian:Ofcors

Reporter:What's ur name?

Egyptian:3essam

.Ok Mr.Essam..What do u do?..(remembering Taha)..sorry..i mean do u work?

3essam:Yas..i have koshk

Reporter:koshk?..what is a koshk?

3essam:small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart

Reporteront u think somking is bad for people?

3essam:I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)

Reporter:I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?

3essam:Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawart masr

Reporter:I am shocked to hear that

3essam:NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

Reporter:R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?

3essam:Sbeak again bleez

Reporter:I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?

3essam:Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan

Reporter:Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt?

3essam:Sbeak again

Reporter:where terrosits stay in Egypt

3essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

Reporterh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?

3essam:Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u?

Reporter:why do i need protection?

3essam:Because u r terrorist

Reprter:Absolutely not

3essam:u look like zem

Reportero I?

3essam:yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic

Reporter:OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS

3essam:Sank u very much..

Reporter:I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information

3essam:sbeak again

Reporter:I have to go now

3essam:No brobrem..u light Egybt

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