nice topic Teif .. really interesting
thankx
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = baby
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die .
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT
nice topic Teif .. really interesting
thankx
SomeTimes It's Hard To Keep On SomeThingThat's Life .. Nothing remains ForEver
But What Life can't change or ClearThe Great Moments We shared One Day
Life Can Separate Lovers, Friends even FamiliesBut In The Heart They will always Be in There
We Know People appreciate Them without Seeing ThemThough They Affected Us Deep What Make Us Thankful
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Thanks TAIFOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
For nice topic
"we're next"
yes sure
we are next
so we should be ready for that moment
and by the way you have a lot of work to do here in the forum by trying to pave the way to others and help them and encouraging them to be better and by encouraging good participations as you always do
Thanks TAIf for your complimentary words
Already we all trying to do our best to help other and encouraging Them
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