some nice jokes

[العوامى]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
They're asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" The man replied















"Most people are giving about a gallo."

[العوامى]

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

[dr_manoon]

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[العوامى]

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specially the lawyer ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هه

Thanks,manoon,so much
for ur nice comment
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[طيف عابر]

very nice funny jokes

thanks 3awamy

for the smile that you provided

[AhMeD El-Za3eEm]

sooooooooooo funny 3awany ... the jokes are amazing
especially the lawyer one
thanks for these jokes

[العوامى]

very nice funny jokes

thanks 3awamy

for the smile that you provided

Thanks,taif,for nice comment
I'm pleased to make your smiles

[العوامى]

sooooooooooo funny 3awany ... the jokes are amazing
especially the lawyer one

thanks for these jokes

Thanks,Za3eem
for ur comment

[yara]

really all are so fuuny
thank u so much 4 these nice topic

[specific]

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