some nice jokes

I brought some nice jokes
I hope you'll enjoy it
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Tooth Pulling

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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Grass Eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
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veeeeeeeeeeeeery nice & funny

thanks soooooooo much 3awami

I'll be waiting for more jokes ...ok ! ,,

Thanx TAIF
for passing and comment
to be continued

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
very amazing i will wait for more
no one kind in this life (grass

Thanx,manoon
for your niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lovely comment

again I'm back with some nice jokes
ENJOY

“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”
http://sleepzine.com/wp-content/uplo...02/snoring.jpg

last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.

http://www.akakestrel.com/Images/foo...uticecream.jpg

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

These are women
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
Great minds
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
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they are soooooooooooooooo funny indeed

thanks a lot

now --thanks to you I know who discovered America and that cows give ice-cream in winter

we want mooooooooooore

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة طيف عابر

they are soooooooooooooooo funny indeed

thanks a lot

now --thanks to you I know who discovered America and that cows give ice-cream in winter

we want mooooooooooore

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Thanks,TAIF,for passing
I hope, smile stil forever with you
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جميله اوى بتاعه ماريا دى تسلم ياعوامى very nice jokesssssssssss

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة dr_manoon

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جميله اوى بتاعه ماريا دى تسلم ياعوامى very nice jokesssssssssss

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Thanks,manoon,for your
nice comment
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
:D:D:D


A: Why are all those people running
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running
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Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
:D:D:D

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

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ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هههههههههههههههه
nice specially the last oneeeeeeee
thanks very much

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة dr_manoon

ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هههههههههههههههه
nice specially the last oneeeeeeee
thanks very much

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Thanks,manoon,for
your lovely passing
and comment
=D>=D>

والله حلوين كتير انا فهمتهم كلهم وميرسى اخى عوامى

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ساندرا

والله حلوين كتير انا فهمتهم كلهم وميرسى اخى عوامى

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I know that you understood
there's no doubt
Thanx,sandy, for passing and nice comment
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thanks a lot 3awamy

very very nice & funny

outstanding as always

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة طيف عابر

thanks a lot 3awamy

very very nice & funny

outstanding as always

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Thanks,taif,as
you're a gloy lights my topic
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hhhhhhhhhhhhh
they r very nice 3awamy, especailly the cow's joke and maria's jokes
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thanks 3awamy for these funny jokes

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة AhMeD El-Za3eEm

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

they r very nice 3awamy, especailly the cow's joke and maria's jokes
:)) :))

thanks 3awamy for these funny jokes

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Thanx,za3eem, for ur
nice comment
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WE WANT MOOOOOOOOOORE

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
They're asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" The man replied
:-$
:-$
:-$
:-$
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:-$
:-$
:-$
:-$
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"Most people are giving about a gallo."

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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

@-)@-)@-)

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and very niceeeeeeeeee
specially the lawyer ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هه

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة dr_manoon

coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and very niceeeeeeeeee
specially the lawyer ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هه

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Thanks,manoon,so much
for ur nice comment
followed
=D>=D>=D>=D>

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very nice funny jokes

thanks 3awamy

for the smile that you provided :D:D:D

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sooooooooooo funny 3awany ... the jokes are amazing
especially the lawyer one
thanks for these jokes

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة طيف عابر

:)):)):)):))

very nice funny jokes

thanks 3awamy

for the smile that you provided :D:D:D

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Thanks,taif,for nice comment
I'm pleased to make your smiles
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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة AhMeD El-Za3eEm

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sooooooooooo funny 3awany ... the jokes are amazing
especially the lawyer one

thanks for these jokes

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Thanks,Za3eem
for ur comment
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really all are so fuuny
thank u so much 4 these nice topic
:)

sooooooooooooooooooo nice and fantastic topic