some nice jokes

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."


A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.


Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework
Student: No, he did it all by himself.



Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!



A: Why are all those people running
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running


Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.


A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!


A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

[dr_manoon]

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nice specially the last oneeeeeeee
thanks very much

[العوامى]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هههههههههههههههه
nice specially the last oneeeeeeee
thanks very much

Thanks,manoon,for
your lovely passing
and comment

[ساندرا]

والله حلوين كتير انا فهمتهم كلهم وميرسى اخى عوامى

[العوامى]

والله حلوين كتير انا فهمتهم كلهم وميرسى اخى عوامى

I know that you understood
there's no doubt
Thanx,sandy, for passing and nice comment

[طيف عابر]

thanks a lot 3awamy

very very nice & funny

outstanding as always

[العوامى]

thanks a lot 3awamy

very very nice & funny

outstanding as always

Thanks,taif,as
you're a gloy lights my topic

[AhMeD El-Za3eEm]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh
they r very nice 3awamy, especailly the cow's joke and maria's jokes

thanks 3awamy for these funny jokes

[العوامى]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

they r very nice 3awamy, especailly the cow's joke and maria's jokes


thanks 3awamy for these funny jokes

Thanx,za3eem, for ur
nice comment

[طيف عابر]

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